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quotes[0]='Creative Capitalism.'

quotes[1]='Two words, slightly retarded.'

quotes[2]='From almost nothing to almost something.'

quotes[3]='I never sleep, cuz sleep is the cousin of death. -<i>Nas</i>'

quotes[4]='Every man dies, not every man lives.'

quotes[5]='Kid tested, mother approved.'

quotes[6]='It\'s cool when you freak to the beat,<br>but don\'t sweat the technique. -<i>Rakim</i>'

quotes[7]='I am Jack\'s smirking revenge. -<i>Tyler Durden</i>'

quotes[8]='When you have insomnia, you\'re never really asleep... and you\'re never really awake.'

quotes[9]='It\'s not until you lose everything that<br>you are free to do anything. -<i>Tyler Durden</i>'

quotes[10]='You stay classy, Planet Earth. -<i>Ron Burgundy</i>'

quotes[11]='The secret to creativity is knowing how<br>to hide your sources. -<i>Albert Einstein</i>'

quotes[12]='Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. -<i>Albert Einstein</i>'

quotes[13]='If A=success in life, then A=X+Y+Z.<br>Work=X; Y=Play; and Z=keeping your mouth shut.'

quotes[14]='The hardest thing in the world to understand<br>is the income tax. -<i>Albert Einstein</i>'

quotes[15]='Reality is merely an illusion, albeit<br>a very persistent one. -<i>Albert Einstein</i>'

quotes[16]='I\'d rather be lucky than good.'

quotes[17]='<i>Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.</i><br>We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.'

quotes[18]='Touch.  Move.  Inspire.'



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